THREE SHEETS: LESVOS Shopping List

I love Lesbians!  That's the name of people who live on the Greek island of Lesvos.  I also love lesbians.

To drink along with tonight's episode, grab yourself some Ouzo (Barbayanii) if you can find it).

See if you can find some Greek beer, like Mythos.

And, grab some Tsipiro if you can find it!

And, for the hangover sure, grab some olive oil.  Didn't work for me... I don't think. But that was the night I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and tried to revive it with the hand dryer.  Not one of my best nights--from what I remember...

I hope Eric the-sound-guy's performance made it to the final cut.  He's a funny futher mucker.

Stin iyiamas (steen ee-yamas)!

Zeta

THREE SHEETS: NEW CASTLE Shopping List!

I could write some long harangue rambling on about the various libations that you should procure prior to watching the Newcastle episode, but that would almost be as much of a waste of time as reading this sentence. Sure, I tried cask (or "real" ale) and various cocktails.  But I drank more Newcastle beer while I was in Newcastle than anything else. And it was gooood.

So, go dune the toon and pick up a sixer of "puppies" or a "dog" (a 20-ounce bottle, like the Jordies so often drink).  That sentence will make more sense after the episode (and a few puppies).  Normally, I wouldn't condone consuming puppies, but this is probably the easiest shopping list so far, so I don't see the harm.

Grab a six pack of Newcastle Brown Ale, and drink when I drink!

Cheers!

Zane (master football/soccer player)

Three Sheets: Poland SHOPPING LIST

The show premiers Monday, September 28th

I hope you're drinking along to the show.  If not, start.  If so, continue. Here's a list of items that may make watching the show more enjoyable... If you can find all of these things on your scavenger hunt, I'll be damn impressed. In fact, if you can find 50%, you are the man!  Or, the woman! (whichever the case may be)

Chopin Vodka - Buy it, but don't store it in your freezer!  More on that during the show.  You may also substitute Belvedere vodka.

Goldwasser - the original (non-Italian-made) version of Goldschlager

Slivovica - Plum brandy (found as high as 180 proof!!!)

Starka - rye vodka, aged in barrels

Krupnik (or Old Krupnik) - Vodka flavored with honey (good)

Zubrowka - Bison grass vodka

Black pepper - to make your won pepper-vodka (although I'm not sure I recommend it)

And Tyske, Zywiec, Okosim or Lomzar beer.

Na zdrowie!

"Three Sheets to Hawaii" SHOPPING LIST!

I'm constantly getting people asking me to do an episode of Three Sheets in their city.  While many people make a good argument, many people forget that it's about the drinking "culture" and local "drinks" that make good television.  It's less about "Come to Sacramento! We have some cool bars! I bet my girlfriend can out drink you!" (that was a real request). It's more about "Come to Hawaii! We have several great breweries, and make some great local spirits". Oh, it didn't hurt that it was frickin' HAWAII!  We usually shoot an episode in four days. But for "some reason", Hawaii too ten...

Here's a list of things that you can get to drink along!

Pau Maui Vodka - a vodka made from pineapples

Primo Beer - an old beer company that went away, but recently came back

Ocean Vodka - vodka make with water that comes from thousands of feet below sea level

Maui Brewing Company - My favorite is the Coconut Porter! It's one of my favorite beers at the moment.

Kona Brewing Company - Try the Longboard Lager!

Mahalo!

Zane

Here's a shopping list for tonight"s show: "Three Sheets to Tuscany". Drink along!

Below are a few specific things to buy.  But in general, get yourself a bottle of Chianti, a "Super Tuscan" and a sixer of Peroni.  And to involve your other sense, pick up a Ferrari F430 Spyder (to drive BEFORE you drink) and a bucket of grapes to stomp your bare feet in.  Oh, and if you want to be like me, pick up a pair of bright orange "boy shorts".  They're excellent if you wanna look sexy while grape stomping.

1. Mazzei 'Fonterutoli' Chianti Classico
http://www.mazzei.it/index.php?Lingua=ing

2. Castello Di Fonterutoli Mazzei Siepi Toscana, a rare Italian Super
Tuscan (made Zane and Fillipo fly)

3. Brunello di Montalcino

4. Peroni beer. A won a chugging contest in Siena and won a F-ing Ferrari!
http://www.peroniitaly.com/us/

Cheers!

Zane

THREE SHEETS: CAPE TOWN Shopping List!

So you can attempt to drink along with the show (and pause it while you prepare your drinks to make the show last a little longer), I've put together a shopping list for you.

Grab some brandy (preferably Klipdrift, made in South Africa, obviously) and Coke.  Make sure you make someone drink when something's blurred out in the show (a NEW RULE to the Drinking Game!), like Coke products.

Castle Lager is South Africa's most popular beer.  I'm not sure if you can get it in the states.  If you can't find it, you may be able to grab some Tusker or Serengeti, which are made in Kenya.

Amarula is a cream liqueur that you may be able to find in a large, or specialty liquor store.  And also grab some peppermint schnapps.

Goats Do Roam and Fairview Estates are wines made at Fairview Estates Winery.  You should be able to find a bottle of one of those.

And for the finalé, The Flaming Oxcart, make sure you have brandy, Amarula (substitute Bailey's if you must), peppermint schnapps, cinnamon, a lighter and a margarita glass.  It's gross, but you'll want to try it! (be careful with this one, as you'll see on the show, you don't want to let the straw melt).

Be a grown-up, DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!!

Cheers!